When I arrived in Dubai at the end of August, I expected to be able to drive, as I had on previous visits. But no. Because I entered with a work visa and an application for residence, my British driving licence was no longer valid; I had to wait for my residence visa to be processed and apply for a UAE driving licence.
This has meant I have been dependent on Ed driving me to work in the mornings and catching taxis in the afternoons. Not as onerous as it sounds - the taxis here are numerous and the drivers courteous and honest, so it has been OK, but not as convenient as having one's own car to pop about in.
I waited weeks for my residence permit (preventing trips to Oman as well as driving) but it eventually came back on 28th September, so last week I attempted to get my licence. We gathered all the documentation and I went to get my eyes tested. This took all of a minute and cost Aed 25, but I was set to go.
First attempt failed because the licensing office doesn't open on Saturdays. Fair enough, if inconvenient. Second attempt failed because I didn't have a No Objection Certificate from my employer, which I didn't realise I needed, but apparently as they are my official sponsors, I did. That took a couple of days, so yesterday was my 3rd try.
We went to the centre - a large, airy building with a reception, help desks and 26 windows. I went to the receptionist and told her what I wanted. She gave me an application form to fill in and said I didn't need to take a token, just take the form to window 17 when it's completed.
Window 17 turned out to be the Ladies Section, and a small room rather than window. There was only one lady in front of me, who hadn't quite got all her paperwork in order, so whilst she went off to the in-house photocopier, the pleasant young girl began on my form. I had the form with all my details, my passport and copies of the relevant pages of it; the NOC; the optician's certificate to prove I can see well through my specs; my British licence and a photocopy of it. Turns out I needed the "backside" copied too, so I followed previous lady to the in-house photocopier and had my backside copied (does my bum look big?) for 1 dirham and returned.
The girl was just completing the previous lady's business and by error she nearly gave her my passport. She realised immediately it was the wrong colour and retrieved it, but she was mortified and offered me a boiled sweet as compensation and was full of apologies.
She copied my details on her computer and asked me to check the spelling of my name was correct. She then stamped and stapled all my paperwork and sent me to window 26. "Don't forget to smile" she reminded me, showing an example of her own friendly one.
Window 26 turned out to be the photographer - hence the injunction to smile. I managed a smirk as the man took my picture and sent me next door to window 25.
"Please wait" they said. As the cafe was right beside this area, we ordered a coffee as we settled to wait - but I was called before we were served and handed my shiny new licence, valid for 10 years.
I was seriously impressed by the speedy and pleasant service. Obviously I had received preferential treatment as a lady, but there were no long queues or sounds of dispute anywhere - the wheels of bureaucracy were running with polite efficiency to everyone's apparent satisfaction.
So last night when we went out for dinner, Ed had a few beers and I
drove home....!