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Women who read can also think
by lizdavies @ 04 May. 2006 - 20:08:26

One morning a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, drops anchor and begins to read her book.
Along comes a gamekeeper in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says,
"Good morning, ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies.
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, Officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I 'll have to charge you with sexual assault,"says the woman.
"But I have not even touched you," says the gamekeeper.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day, ma'am," he said, and left.

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pcssarmapcssarma [Member]
05/05/06 @ 06:27

Nice joke. But in real life also women are more intelligent than men.

lizdavieslizdavies [Member]
05/05/06 @ 13:35

You are free to say that - I of course, couldn't possibly comment!

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LissaTLissaT pro
05/05/06 @ 14:13

I've got Joe having lunch here, and - based on this sample - statistically women are much, much brighter.

See my comments under moral dilemma which you may have missed.

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LissaTLissaT pro
05/05/06 @ 14:14

I've got Joe having lunch here, and - based on this sample - statistically women are much, much brighter.

See my comments under moral dilemma which you may have missed.

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LissaTLissaT pro
05/05/06 @ 14:16

I've got Joe having lunch here, and - based on this sample - statistically women are much, much brighter.

See my comments under moral dilemma which you may have missed.

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lizdavieslizdavies [Member]
05/05/06 @ 14:50

...brighter possibly, but maybe a bit less dexterous, or possibly patient, hence the, as my grandma would have said, "thrible" posting?

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