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The Father of One of my Children from lizdavies 884 days old
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he ...
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Understanding Engineers Part 5 from lizdavies 924 days old
An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, ...
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Understanding Engineers Part 3 from lizdavies 924 days old
What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers? Mechanical engineers build weapons and civil engineers build targets. This ...
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Understanding Engineers Part 2 from lizdavies 926 days old
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
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Understanding Engineers Part 1 from lizdavies 926 days old
Two engineering students together. One asked, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, ...
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Are You Stressed? from lizdavies 973 days old
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives! By following the simple advice ...
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Especially for Jessie from lizdavies 1165 days old
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A joke for the women from lizdavies 1281 days old
No, this wasn't me - my embarrassing medical check of the day was my first mammogram (having reached the age when they send for you for such things) ...
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Women who read can also think from lizdavies 1296 days old
One morning a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take ...
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Moral Dilemma from lizdavies 1300 days old
Obviously I've stolen this (from an EGH3 hash trash actually) but I thought it was interesting. You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, ...
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